this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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