Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
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I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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