A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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