You're so nebulous sometimes
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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