windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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