I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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