All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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