Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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