Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
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his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
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He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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