And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
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And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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