just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Randomize
