im drinking this country out of the recession.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
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let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
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I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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