I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
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Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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