so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
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Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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