My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Princesses don't give blow jobs
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
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I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
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I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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