It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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