If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
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First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.