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• (949): View more from California

  even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that

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• (845): View more from New York

  I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip

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  whats a bus flip?

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  idk but apparently i invented it

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• (408): View more from California

  Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  What did I eat last night that was bloody?

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• (727): View more from Florida

  josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.

  (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Marry her

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Who says no to sex and donuts?!

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.

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  Wow..I bet that tasted bad.

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  Not tasted.

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