Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
the liver wants what the liver wants
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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