girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
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