dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
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