i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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