Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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