He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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