ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
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When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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