I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
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Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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