Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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