It's Friday. Sex?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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