Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
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I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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