So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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