Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
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Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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