Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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