why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
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When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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