How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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