Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
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The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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