I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
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She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
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Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
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