We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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