I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
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We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
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I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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