so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
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Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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