I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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