We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
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if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
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…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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