how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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