Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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