last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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