Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
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Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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