You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
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In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
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I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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