And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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