its not stalking. its research.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
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Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
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I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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