I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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