that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
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Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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