Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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