The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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