I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
should my penis look like a turkey
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
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I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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