thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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