I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
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I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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