What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
should my penis look like a turkey
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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