I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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