The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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