i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
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I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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