This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
kristin has been a bad kristin
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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